ohhshelbz:

i was walking out of wal mart when a big black guy stopped driving past me, rolled down his window and asks “you aint tryna meet me here are ya ma?”

well no, sir. my original reason for coming to wal mart was for tampons and diet coke

you were close, though

well i suck

i’m never online anymore

i go through spouts of loving tumblr, then thinking it’s super boring.

lost about 300 followers in the last month or so that i’ve been less active. :/