My name is Shelby, and I’m just like everyone else. I’m 21, in a sorority, and spend most of my time on the computer and eating. I’m sexually fluid, engaged to an amazing man, and live in central Iowa. I thrive on body-modification and flirtation. Talk to me. I always respond. I follow back, and unfollow back. Self promo in my ask (mbf) I delete them after ten minutes. var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); var page = (''+window.location+''); document.write(''); Tumblr (3.0; @ohhshelbz)http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/44730559912/i-was-walking-out-of-wal-mart-when-a-big-black-guy">ohhshelbz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was walking out of wal mart when a big black guy stopped driving past me, rolled down his window and asks “you aint tryna meet me here are ya ma?”</p> <p>well no, sir. my original reason for coming to wal mart was for tampons and diet coke</p> <p>you were close, though</p> </blockquote>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/53244980454http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/53244980454Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:24:04 -0500<p>well i suck</p> <p>i&#8217;m never online anymore</p> <p>i go through spouts of loving tumblr, then thinking it&#8217;s super boring.</p> <p>lost about 300 followers in the last month or so that i&#8217;ve been less active. :/</p>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/51410911495http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/51410911495Sun, 26 May 2013 14:10:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hmfpKU9I1rzg91fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50552912707http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50552912707Wed, 15 May 2013 22:34:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d1fd7cd4841fc07b3366d49b2443390/tumblr_mmnsq6HnSu1qc7iaao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t be deceived. This cute little shithead hurts like hell.</p>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50207825087http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50207825087Sat, 11 May 2013 19:15:42 -0500hedgehoghedgiehedgehog problems<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08e94c8c7017a695c4563b3bed9f40e4/tumblr_mm3kazLW3r1roedvzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50144533323http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50144533323Fri, 10 May 2013 23:59:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80a197d7f969b573e6791c9b5acc6b35/tumblr_miabk2snDU1qh83vro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://overdoseofglamour.tumblr.com/post/50128407507">overdoseofglamour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://w-anderlustre.tumblr.com/post/50126232103/classy-rose-qd-x"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50128554918http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50128554918Fri, 10 May 2013 20:06:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84xr9EYpX1qev1moo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50128229785http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50128229785Fri, 10 May 2013 20:01:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0m96vndP11r8a6g5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50095638978http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50095638978Fri, 10 May 2013 11:28:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9js5cECaC1rel8b7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50094711688http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50094711688Fri, 10 May 2013 11:09:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18a69534d05745f7efd8767cd54efb9b/tumblr_mml0acj2v41r7n4ueo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50094461680http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50094461680Fri, 10 May 2013 11:04:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e4e683fc9e9ffa443e5c3b7a3e3a62f/tumblr_mijnjcrSYs1qedulmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queen-rosy.tumblr.com/post/49962329190">queen-rosy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lushious-rose.tumblr.com/post/49950597728/h-ydration-more-posts-like-this-here-new"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50065640022http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50065640022Thu, 09 May 2013 22:33:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavuf6dV9y1qlhpk5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50064937132http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50064937132Thu, 09 May 2013 22:22:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3c760bef68764dad72716240050ac17/tumblr_mm6b3unLp71rg92i7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053615589http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053615589Thu, 09 May 2013 20:00:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e87417fb7bac2664f799e73ca7d37ca/tumblr_mm0hs6Go9u1qbq203o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053542267http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053542267Thu, 09 May 2013 19:59:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8woaohjuD1qev1moo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053465788http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053465788Thu, 09 May 2013 19:58:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/204b7da8eec0ff03f72f3ab1753cf4c2/tumblr_mm1is9QslM1rp4h6eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053285963http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053285963Thu, 09 May 2013 19:55:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26bdcef15857d6fb7d216e3007d14eb0/tumblr_mlbjl79AkI1rrqsx6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053165803http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50053165803Thu, 09 May 2013 19:54:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05d5589e69249e95d6c35d4d88d6434c/tumblr_mmaozo5OmT1rbnnrpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://commedes-etoiles.tumblr.com/post/50051750446" class="tumblr_blog">commedes-etoiles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>♥ </span><strong><a href="http://commedes-etoiles.tumblr.com">more here</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50052971167http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50052971167Thu, 09 May 2013 19:51:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23a2e193b80c373ce85c5cca948622ac/tumblr_mmgayllAVw1r7aln3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50052597520http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50052597520Thu, 09 May 2013 19:46:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad6ec7e3f9864ab5dc362af750468d40/tumblr_mma5hkkPi61s74g9to1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50015677745http://ohhshelbz.tumblr.com/post/50015677745Thu, 09 May 2013 10:18:41 -0500